Raiding Prehistoric -Back Cover Blurb.

This is the back cover blurb, subject to change of course. But so far, I like it. 🙂

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Jedidiah Huckleberry Smith is alive.

And he ain’t happy.

The railroad tycoon, Reydan White, has wounded his love and killed his friends.

And enough is enough.

But the only way to get to him is to join a motley collection of cowboys, farmers, businessmen, and outlaws to cross into Prehistoria. Governor Fredrick is calling them the Rough Raiders. Their job is to hassle the apes and force them into an open battle with the Army and Pinkerton Detective Agency to finally decide, once and for all, who will claim this prehistoric world.

Jed is signing up, under a new name, with a new horse, new weapons, and a thirst for vengeance that can only be slated by raiding prehistoric to get to his mortal enemy.

It’s time to end this blood feud.

One way or another.

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‘Raiding Prehistoric’ is now… finished.

Gonna let it marinate for a week, then re-read it and see if any changes are needed…. but yep. Done. Just emailed it out to a few readers for some feedback.

340 days to complete this one.

Not bad, I suppose. But certainly not the 2 books in one year I was hoping to crank out.

Alas, as long as they are good – I’ll survive at one book a year. I’d hate to write fast garbage.

West of Prehistoric Review!

Thanks to Mike Finn’s Fiction for this review. It’s awesome.

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‘West Of Prehistoric’ is an entertaining, action-packed ride that manages to twist the Weird West tropes into some new and intriguing shapes.

Even though this is a book where we have dinosaurs and vicious Neanderthal warriors roaming around in Wyoming in 1888, Erik Testerman manages to make the book feel like an authentic alternative history. He achieves this partly through the character of Jedidiah Smith who is very much a man of his times and proud of it and partly by making the book a portal fantasy. The first half of the book sets up the conflict that’s to come and establishes Jedidiah’s personality and motivations. Jed is a man with a violent past. His childhood came to a traumatic end when he was tortured by a rogue carpetbagging Union officer at the end of the war between the States and who ended up fighting in western wars and running with an outlaw gang. He’s a solitary sort of man, who follows his own code, lust after fine guns and thinks that nothing is more attractive than a fine woman with a rifle in her hands. Jed is starting to succeed in his plan to put his past behind him and make an honest living as a rancher when a dinosaur turns up on his land and tries to eat his horses.

Yeah, I know. I was thinking ‘How likely is that?‘ but every time I responded to what I learned about the dinosaurs by saying, ‘Nah, that couldn’t happen because…’ Erik Testerman provided a plausible explanation that let me move on happily. The big thing here is that ‘West Of Prehistoric’ is a Portal Fantasy, not a ‘Lost World’ scenario. The dinosaurs and Neanderthals aren’t our dinosaurs and Neanderthals, they’re from the other side a portal to a different world. This gives the story a different scope. One of the things that I’ve enjoyed about it is that, unlike our Neandertals who are often characterised as going extinct because homo sapiens were more aggressive and made better tools, these Neanderthals are very aggressive and scarily efficient. 

This is an action-packed book, where the danger and the violence start with Jed having to find a way to kill a huge dinosaur that’s trying to kill him and escalates from to skirmishes with armed groups and then a full set-piece battle with the townsfolk, some celebrity visitors and a small group of soldiers making a stand against a Neanderthal army, some of whom are mounted on dinosaurs. The battle scenes are vivid and the Neanderthals are truly scary, even when faced with the highest tech weaponry that the late Nineteenth Century could provide.

Jed loves guns and the book has plenty of them. I liked that when Jed describes a repeater rifle or a colt handgun or a Gatling gun, they come across as powerful, modern weapons rather than as antiques with less firepower than the average twenty-first-century active shooter.

The humour in the book improved my enjoyment of it. It stopped it from being too earnest or too depressing. It also prevented situations from being clichéd. Jed’s views are conservative (for an ex-criminal and revenge killer) and he is the man telling the tale, but the people around, who are often larger-than-life examples of Wild West characters, tend to smile at his determined politeness, his formality around women and his instincts towards valour in the face of danger.

At its heart, this book is an adventure, filled with danger and courage and conflict. It’s always clear who the bad guys are and how they should be dealt with . The good guys aren’t saints but they’re trying to do the right thing and they’re brave enough to fight to keep as many people alive as possible. The fights and battles feel real. There’s lots of blood and lots of death but none of it is gratuitous.

I had a good time with ‘West Of Prehistoric’. If you want to escape to an alternative West and see what happens when cowboys (and Indians) have to fight dinosaur-riding, blood-thirsty Neanderthals, try ‘West Of Prehistoric’. If you like it, there are two more books in the series.


This is a good song…

And part of it was filmed at the lowest point on Earth.

Cool.

Oh yes, writing…

It continues at a rabid pace to get ‘er done by the end of the year.

And after some reflection, Book Four’s name will be ‘Raiding Prehistoric’. As soon as I get a chance to work out the back cover blurb, I’ll get it posted on here. But it’s going to be something short and poignant like,

Coexistence was never an option.

For Jedidiah Huckleberry Smith, it’s time to kill them all.

😉