Terminator: Dark Fate is the suck.

Saw it, bleh… James Cameron has failed us greatly. Personally, I enjoyed Terminator: Genesys when it came out. That’s the only one I thought worth watching since the nearly perfect T2: Judgement Day. I thought it was fantastic and that Emilia Clarke made a terrific Sarah Connor. But it did poorly at the box office,Continue reading “Terminator: Dark Fate is the suck.”

If only our Mastiff would stop killing Communists.

This was in our dog’s insurance policy under ‘things not covered’. So, no rebellion, revolution, invading, or civil war for our beast. (Yes… I can just now see our slobbery, radioactive, counter-guerrilla English Mastiff defeating the enemy with slothfulness!) Look how sad he is that he can’t smother our countries enemies with furry love. ToContinue reading “If only our Mastiff would stop killing Communists.”

Happy 10 years, babe.

10 years ago today, I met my wife. It was a blind date set up by a mutual friend. And I didn’t want to go, but I did because I was told she’d was really hot. And she was. But, surprisingly, she was equally awesome and we hit it off for the next couple ofContinue reading “Happy 10 years, babe.”

The Swan Lake Ballet, deliciousness, and pointy things stabbed into bad guys.

Went to the Ballet this weekend in Asheville, it was lots of fun. We don’t get to dress up often, because we’re Baptists and can get by with jeans in church :), so we took advantage of the opportunity and the ladies got new dresses and we men… well… we wore whatever we could scroungeContinue reading “The Swan Lake Ballet, deliciousness, and pointy things stabbed into bad guys.”

I got to caress a Civil War cannon this weekend… But I didn’t get to fire it. :(

I stayed the Hilton in Marietta, GA this weekend for a family emergency. Lovely place. Nice chandeliers. There was a screw-up with the reservations, so I ended up sitting alone in the lobby for about an hour. Thankfully I shaved the night before so I didn’t look completely homeless with my duffel bag and laptopContinue reading “I got to caress a Civil War cannon this weekend… But I didn’t get to fire it. :(“