Remember, this Halloween you can’t be anything but a white male.

Because the left and stupid people playing victim need something to whine about, and cultural appropriation is a grave and serious offense to someone, somewhere because… something.

So let’s go over some popular costumes and what it takes to wear them:

  1. You can’t be a mummy unless you are an Egyptian.
  2. You can’t be Dracula unless you’re Transylvanian.
  3. You can’t be an Indian unless you’re an Indian. (Feather or Dot has to be Feather or Dot – NO SWAPPING!) *If you are 1/1024th Native American, you may disregard this.
  4. You can’t be Frankenstein unless you’re German.
  5. You can’t be a Ghost unless you are dead.
  6. You can’t be Darth Vader unless you are from Tatooine OR have proof that you can use the force.
  7. You can’t be an Alien unless you’re from another planet.
  8. You can’t be a Princess unless you are have royal blood.
  9. You can’t be Mickey Mouse unless you are from Disneyland.
  10. You can’t be a Clown unless you’ve gone to Clown School.
  11. You can’t be a Pirate unless you’ve got booty. (LOL)
  12. You can’t dress like you’re in the 1980’s unless you actually PARTIED during the 1980’s.
  13. You can’t be Daenary’s unless you are true Targaryen.
  14. You can’t be Mario unless you can eat lots of mushrooms.
  15. You can’t be a Storm Trooper unless you can’t shoot anything.
  16. You can’t be the Devil unless you’re from hell.
  17. You can’t be Chucky unless you are a possessed doll.
  18. You can’t be the Joker, because only Heath Ledger can pull it off.
  19. You can’t be Pennywise unless you’ve snorted a half pound of cocaine before writing the book and your name begins with Stephen and ends with King.
  20. You can’t be Wonder Woman unless you’re an Amazonian with the blood of Zeus in your veins.

Please check your privilege at the door before you let your kids have fun and eat candy. Because they could be inadvertently mocking someone else’s heritage. And that FEELS wrong.

But if you want to be the supreme evil, the worst of the worst, the most hated and despised creature on the planet, responsible for all hate and suffering and kicked puppies – You can be a white male.

Edit – Oh Look, Don Lemon put in such eloquent words.

“We have to stop demonizing people and realize the biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized to the right. And we have to start doing something about them. There is no travel ban on them. There is no ban on — they had the Muslim ban. There is no white guy ban. So, what do we do about that?” (link)

 

Everyone dress up as a white man this year! Terrorize the Trunk or Treats with your scary-ness!

Simple Math 101: Is a woman’s gun likely to be taken away and used against her?

Every once in a while, I go indepth on an online discussion and feel like it’s worth reposting here and expanding on a bit for posterity.

In this case, a man on a four-wheeling forum mentioned concern for his daughters after the Mollie Tibbets case and asked about some local self-defense courses. Which invariably, brought up guns after some stupid talk of tasers and pepper spray.  -eye roll-

Here is the copied post, with a few things edited in for added emphasis.

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First off, personal pet peeve, I hate when people lead off with “Guys, I’ve shot guns before, but…” or “I’m a gun owner, but…” That does not give your statement more weight or correctness. And it’s often used as a cheap trick to add gravitas to your incorrect opinion.

Second, what statistics are you using? Because that is the sort of incorrect information that leads to people making wrong decisions about self-protection.

Back in the 1990’s, the CDC did a study and squashed it after the results didn’t fit the narrative of the Clinton Assault Weapon Ban that sent people to jail for years for having one more cosmetic feature than allowed. Like a bayonet lug. Never mind that no one in America has been bayoneted since the Civil War era… Got one AND a detachable magazine AND a collapsible stock? GASP!

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. See you in 5 to 10 years.

But I digress.

NARRATIVE FAIL: Newly Discovered CDC Surveys Demolish Anti-Gun Talking Points


Let’s do some math. Women make up 50.8% of the population. (I’m guessing because they don’t do stupid stuff when they are young like men do. Like sticking firecrackers in their butts and playing superman off roof tops).

Using the CDC numbers… 2.46 million divided by 50.8% equals 1,249,680 women who have ‘admitted’ to defensively using a firearm per year. (By the way, I suspect this number is low because we gun owners have an inherent distrust of government and answering questions about our guns. ALSO, I suspect women made up a larger percentage of the total, as they are the most likely to carry pistols and most likely to be subjects of violent attacks and creeped out by potential attackers.)

Taking the basic majority of ‘most likely to be used against them’.. so 51% of 1,249,680 women – 637,336.8 women have their gun taken and used against them every year. I reckon that 0.8 lady almost, but not quite, gets to keep the gun from her assailant. Tough luck lady.

Knowing the numbers, do you think over 630,000 women have had their guns taken from them and used against them PER YEAR?

Yeah, I don’t think so buddy…

 

 

 

Edit – Geez, I found this in my ‘Blog Drafts’ bin and realized I never hit the publish button. Oh well. Here you go.

A review of Caryonah Game Ranch

***For some reason, this was completely deleted off wordpress. So I had to use an emailed copy to repost. I did add in a section at the end where I explained the business module that they have to follow to be successful in regards to a comment of ‘It’s like hunting in a zoo.” ***

Our planned Wyoming Hunt was a bust, but we turned it all around.

After eight months of meticulous planning… See: Pew Pew Pew. Nom Nom Nom! And less then 36 hours before we left on our 26 hour drive across country, loaded for pronghorn and excited for adventure… We noted a large snow storm moving from Washington towards Wyoming and the forecast was snow, ice, sleet, wind and misery the entire time we would be out there.

And everything quickly fell apart as I contacted the Rancher whose place we were going to hunt, as well as the local Game Warden to see what they advise we do. If our chances of success were low, we were going to simply eat $800 worth of non-resident tags instead of throwing more money into an unsuccessful hunt.

While debating on whether we should risk it or not…

Enterprise called.

I reserved a full-size SUV about four months ago. Because I drive old paid off Jeep’s. (Car Payments are for the devil!) But we had a limited amount of time to hunt and if one of my Jeeps broke down, we would stand to lose a substantial amount of hunting time.

Annnddd – Enterprise couldn’t find me a vehicle. Because apparently, when you get online and reserve a vehicle months in advance, that doesn’t mean there actually IS ONE Ho… humm… This included every Enterprise within a two hour drive radius around me. I know, because we checked.

But they found a mini-van for me. Which I’m sure would have been just dandy in a western snow storm.

So after speaking to the Wyomingites about our chances, and the debacle with the vehicle, we called the trip.

Then it was scramble time. Because we both had our gear packed and the entire week off. And my wife demanded I go kill something, even though that meant she’d be a single mom for the duration of the trip.

So something, somewhere, needed to die.

We went to plan B, which was literally ‘Find something to do, with no notice!’

Going on a coastal fishing trip was ‘floated’, but since Hurricane Florence pretty much wiped out the flat-lands of NC and the coast, that wasn’t happening. Then we started looking at exotic game ranches.

Right off the bat, we had reservations about it. I’d heard the horror stories, even seen a few videos showing ‘fence hunting’. Which is basically, like this:

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But, after looking at a few ranches, including the huge ones down in Texas, we decided to drive about four hours across the border into my second favorite state (Tennessee) and try Caryonah for Boars and Rams.

I called and we didn’t have any problem getting in. Apparently, fall is their busiest season, but most hunters come on the weekends. So we would have the entire ranch to ourselves.

Sunday morning, we loaded up my 21 year old Jeep Cherokee with coolers, gear, guns, and our large bodies and away we went.

We had a blast.

It reminded me of white tail hunting, but better. More… luxurious.

Instead of being confined to a small track of land, we had 2,000 plus acres of property full of cool stuff to hunt. It was nice to not have to worry about wounding an animal and chasing it through your neighbors yards, only to finish it off in front of little Johnny waiting for the school bus. And the hotel rooms were nice, as was the food. They really stuff you full of good eats. I think I gained 5lbs during our stay.

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Oh, and they give you home made cookies and bottles of water with your room. COOKIES!

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And breakfast:

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And the people, holy smokes. Everyone that worked there was as pleasant as could be. Our hunting guide had been there almost 30 years. The place was family run, but I couldn’t really differentiate between who was family and who wasn’t. They all got along that well.

The first morning, we sat on small knolls waiting for peaceful furry woodland creatures to happily bound in front of us and take a bullet through the chest.

About two hours in, Dad took a sow at 25 feet with a 30-06 round through the eye with a nice Belgium made Browning BAR (A Family Heirloom since 1965).  She had some nice cutters too.

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As for me, I didn’t see anything all morning. But I did hear a hog snort and something blow, so there be critters in them woods!

After lunch, we changed to spot and stalk in search of a ram for myself.

Earlier, our guide told us about a ten year old girl the weekend before who spent 11 hours stalking a pretty white ram with a black throat and never getting a shot. In the end she took another ram instead.

So I wanted that one. Because even though the chances of coming across that ram was slim, beating a ten year old girl at hunting is the stuff 35 year old men dream of. Or something. I dunno. It’s always better to be better than others. Regardless of any advantages, like experience or age.

But I wanted a pretty ram, and that one sounded promising. And I lucked out on those slim odds…

After almost an hour of stalking through the woods, we came across a group of three rams and I took that little girls ram with a perfectly placed shot through the heart. While I’d never hunted sheep before, I did study their anatomy the night before. Their vitals are located a bit differently than deer. (Always do your homework!)

He was a Painted Desert Ram. His horns were busted up from fighting, he had facial scars and some fresh wounds. By far the prettiest thing I’ve ever killed. If we had room, I’d have wanted a full body mount. He was that pretty.  Since the ram had it’s winter coat, he had the beautiful white ‘beard’… which is more like a mane that runs down his chest.

I wore orange by the way, because I don’t want to get shot. I just took it off for pictures.

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Tough guy horns:

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As for trophy scoring – I suspect he’s a bronze class. But I don’t know. I didn’t measure his horns before dropping him off with the taxidermist. I will when he comes back, just out of curiosity. But trophy score wasn’t a priority for me.

It’s funny. While I was out there, calling my wife to tell her how awesome the place was, she decided she wanted to go and kill a boar. She insists she can’t kill anything pretty, but boars were ugly enough she thinks she could pull the trigger on one. Then she saw my ram, and it went from “I can’t kill anything pretty!” to “That’s so beautiful, I want to kill one!”

But two good hunts with two perfect, painless kills on fair chase animals in one day. You can’t ask for anything better than that.

As for weaponry – I used a Ruger Gunsite Scout in .308 with an Andy’s Rhodesian Scout Sling, and a Vortex Scout Scope.

This Scout is my new favorite hunting rifle. The trigger is outstanding… so crisp. Like a glass rod snapping. The rifle is light and handy, as a scout rifle should be. (I tried a Ruger American before the Scout, and the difference in design and quality is night and day. The extra $ is worth it!)

Speaking of money, we went full Monty and paid Caryonah to butcher the boar with both shoulders and neck going into sausage. We took 55lbs of meat off her. The ram, we simply had caped for mounting and quartered for eating.

Because they warned me that most people don’t like the taste of mutton.

But if you’re going to kill something for fun and sport, you should at least try to eat it.

Unless it’s a person.

The boar sausage was excellent though. The best I’d ever had. Haven’t tried the ram yet, maybe this week. I gave some to a buddy, he said it was chewy. But good.

Overall, best hunting trip I’ve ever had. It may seem expensive, a Ram and Boar is about $1,000 each. But that’s a couple of car payments for most people. And far cheaper than what the Wyoming trip would have cost in terms of vehicle rental, trespass fee, lodging, fuel, food, etc.

I’d rather have a great memory of hunting with my old man than the money.

We’re definitely going back next year with the entire family.

By the way, I used a 150 grain Winchester PowerPoint softball. This is the hole it created in the Ram’s opposite ribs after punching through the first side, some squishy organs, and out the other.  (That’s an ESEE-3 MIL knife to the left for size comparison.)

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EDIT #1 – The meat was delicious. The ram, soaked in a brine, was better than venison… if a bit more saltier. The boar… yummy as well.

EDIT #2 – I’m going to add in a response I gave on a forum that I should have put in this article:

Poster XXXX: “I always looked at it like going big game hunting at the zoo.”

My Response:

Pretty much. Except it’s a couple thousand acres, so things are in a much bigger enclosure.

There’s some stuff about it that rubs me wrong, but from the Capitalist and Businessman in me, I understand why it’s done that way. For example, everything but the boars are stocked. And everything stocked is male.

Which I suppose make’s sense.

If you’ve a certain size Elk Herd, you can only reasonably take a few a year that are produced and matured from the herd. That’s hard to run a hunting business on. Same for buffalo or red stags.

From what I gathered, they tried turning running herds of sheep once, because they can reproduce several lambs a year. But the coyotes kept wiping the kids and ewes out. It was cheaper to buy them and relocate.

That kind of bothers me. But it’s no different than going fishing in a stocked pond or stream. Where I grew up, the fishing demand for trout was so high that the streams had to be repeatedly stocked by Fish & Game or we wouldn’t have any left.

It’s a business. You have to have inventory. Easiest and most efficient way to do that, is stock only males. Few people will want to hunt a female or young one, and those animals will just suck up limited resources and eventually you will have to cull them out as the herd becomes unbalanced as only males are being harvested.

I don’t begrudge them for that. It’s the way it has to be done. But I also understand its not for everyone. Some folks like spending ten days back pack hunting through the Rockies. Go for it and hats off to you.

I don’t have that sort of time available. Then there is the non-resident tag prices.

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For Wyoming, non-resident moose are around $2,000 to put in for a drawing. Bison, $4,400. Mountain Goat, $2,600. Big Horn Sheep, $2,300. (Comparably, a Buffalo is $3,000 at Caryonah. Significantly cheaper than just the tags.)

And for most people it takes over a dozen years of applying before getting drawn, if even that. And I believe Mountain Goats are limited to 1 per lifetime.

That’s also money you’ve got to have upfront to apply with, if you aren’t drawn it’s returned to you six months later. That’s hard for most people to do. And you’ve got to have that money available year after year after year to rack up the needed points to get drawn.

Some critters, like Elk at $750 for a non-resident, that’s a much better deal than paying $6,000 at this game ranch. But you’ve still got to get drawn and most good areas (That produce big Elk) require a lot of points (which equates to lots of years putting in and waiting.)

Now as for the boar – They’re a money tree. They reproduce so fast, that they are a nuisance. But they are also the most sought after hunts they offer. So they seem to have a balance of sorts. But they require $0 investment. No stocking fee, no minerals or food plot costs to build up antlers. A lot of profit to be had there.

Just food for thought.

I’m going to write a book I said, it’ll be fun I said…

And I was right!

I just printed it for the first time. Really weird to hold something you created in your hand, kind of like a baby… but not gooey. Awesome feeling. The awesomeness to weight ratio is about 122.5%.

Which is perfect.

This is the working title, but it has really grown on me… because it’s just kind of nifty. 🙂

The ‘Badass American Novel’ part needs to stay though. Cause – ‘America.

Anyways… SO close to being done. I can already taste the ink on the paper.

Novel

Reasons why Liberals assumed Kavanaugh was Guilty.

  1. He is a straight, white male – thus the absolute worst humanity has to offer.
  2. He was nominated by Trump, a serial abuser of women.
  3. He is a conservative, and wants millions of women to die instead of letting them kill millions of babies.
  4. He supports the Constitution, which is archaic and outdated, written by racists slave owners.
  5. Republicans support him, and they want women to pay for their own birth control and will ‘put ya’ll back in chains!'(According to Joe Biden)
  6. He is probably a Russian bot.
  7. He is a Christian. And Christ is the absolute worst, unlike Mohammad, the founder of the religion of peace, who raped/married children and enslaved/butchered people who wouldn’t convert.

This entire spectacle was a sick, demented, twisted Hail Mary of the left with three potential outcomes.

  1. Kavanaugh would decide this wasn’t worth it and quit.
  2. RHINO’s would pull a Flake and… flake.
  3. The FBI would pull a Comey/Mueller and spend two years searching for evidence of a crime that doesn’t exist.

In the end, it backfired spectacularly as it should. It’s fired up the Republican base, pissed off a large chunk of rational moderates/Democrats, and turned public opinion in even larger favor of Kavanaugh being voted to the SCOTUS.

As it should, it appears that good will triumph over evil.

But it ain’t done yet. So, keep praying. Because this sort of thing needs to be stomped into the mud with such swift, fierceness that it will never be attempted again.

In other news.

I’ve researched a bunch about Cannons lately to make sure I get the details right. Because the most important question every kid should have, is ‘What happens when a Tyrannosaurus catches a 12 pound cast lead ball from an 1857 Napoleon Cannon right in the kisser?’

I’m 95% done with this book. But there’s just so much cool stuff to add, I’m having a hard time wrapping it up. And the final battle is a struggle as well.

No wonder in GoT, the first massive battle that occurs in the books is the one Tyrion is involved in. GRR Martin just knocked him out at the beginning and he woke up once it was over. Clever play, dude.