My Father’s Day gift is better than yours…

Check this out!

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My lovely wife was worried that I’d get cold in Wyoming this fall and gave me buffalo jammies for Father’s Day! Woop-woop! Sadly, I will be staying 25 miles from the nearest civilization… If you can call a single pump gas station ‘civilization’…. Which means, I probably won’t be able to wear them into Walmart with all the other people who don’t care about how they look. (Darn-it-all!)

But this is now my morning attire.

Boots. Check. Hat. Check. Buffalo Jammies. DOUBLE CHECK!

Just kidding.

This pic is 98% staged for the sole purpose of bragging about what an awesome gift my wife gave me.

But…

Do you think anybody wants a round house kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!