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Democrats = American Fascists.

Yesterday was the first day of confirmation hearings. And once again, Democrats are wailing, gnashing teeth, writhing on the floor. It’s pathetic and obnoxious. And those are just the elected Congressmen. The weirdos in the stands are screaming, waving signs, flashing boobies, and crying about how they want to murder unborn babies. What a bunch […]

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John McCain – How I truly feel about his death.

I wasn’t going to comment on his death. Because I’m not a fan, and it’s in poor taste to bash a man on their death. (That’s not entirely true. I’ll bash and celebrate when someone I find to be evil dies. Because I believe in rejoicing for good things. Reckon I’m just petty like that.) […]

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15 minutes in the life of a Snowflake. (A Short Story of Lunacy)

It was just another beautiful day of impending doom and gloom. The evil Capitalist Industrial Complex pumped out trillions of pounds of carbon into the air, drilled mercilessly into the earth mothers crust to exploit her black blood of the earth and precious minerals. Meanwhile numerous cute, defenseless, furry, woodland creatures were slaughtered by backwoods, […]

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So you wanna be a Communist in America, eh Comrade?

A poll came out that nearly half of millennial’s would rather live under a Communist or Socialist government than America. Link to Poll by Victims of Communism.Org   Well, the 100 million people who died under Communist rule in the 20th Century would tell you how horrifically STUPID you are… if they could. But they […]

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Good, Bad… Trump’s the one with the Presidency.

If you didn’t get that reference, it’s from Army of Darkness. Watch the clip below and enjoy the awesomeness that is Bruce Campbell. It’s corny and hilarious, it was influential in my upbringing. I blame my somewhat idiotic sense of humor on it. Watch the whole movie. It will blow your mind! Good. Bad. I’m […]

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