1999. When I was sooo handsome.. (All the old ladies at church told me so!)

My wife and I went to the same High school, but I didn’t know her until… something like 10 years later. I actually graduated with her brother, but had no idea he even had a sister. Much less a hot one.

A true shame.

Because in her senior year and my sophomore year (Haaayyy older ladies!), there would have been no way she could have rejected me.

I was at the pinnacle of male perfection. The embodiment of masculinity with the Adonis of physiques…

She would have swooned so hard.

Behold, the two of us in 1999:

1999

Anyways. We grew up. (I learned to breathe through my nose, but my big head stayed big.)

profilepic