If only our Mastiff would stop killing Communists.

This was in our dog’s insurance policy under ‘things not covered’. So, no rebellion, revolution, invading, or civil war for our beast. (Yes… I can just now see our slobbery, radioactive, counter-guerrilla English Mastiff defeating the enemy with slothfulness!) Look how sad he is that he can’t smother our countries enemies with furry love. ToContinue reading “If only our Mastiff would stop killing Communists.”

Happy 10 years, babe.

10 years ago today, I met my wife. It was a blind date set up by a mutual friend. And I didn’t want to go, but I did because I was told she’d was really hot. And she was. But, surprisingly, she was equally awesome and we hit it off for the next couple ofContinue reading “Happy 10 years, babe.”