If only our Mastiff would stop killing Communists.

This was in our dog’s insurance policy under ‘things not covered’. So, no rebellion, revolution, invading, or civil war for our beast. (Yes… I can just now see our slobbery, radioactive, counter-guerrilla English Mastiff defeating the enemy with slothfulness!) Look how sad he is that he can’t smother our countries enemies with furry love. ToContinue reading “If only our Mastiff would stop killing Communists.”

Happy Birthday to ‘the beast’.

Our English Mastiff is pretty epic. We rented for 5 years before we bought our house and decided to get the dog we finally wanted. At first we wanted a Dogue De Bordeaux.. or French Mastiff as we unpretentious American’s call them. Like Hooch. (Which took me until last year to realize why he wasContinue reading “Happy Birthday to ‘the beast’.”