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If you get the opportunity, you should always kill your siblings off. (And how to go from Beast to Kitten in 5 seconds.)

My little brother moved from NC to Minnesota about a year ago. Since it snows year round, I don’t know if he has realized it’s been a year. He’s still waiting on spring… But within that time span, I think he’s been in at least two fist fights and last week was pulled over three […]

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No, Women aren’t equal to Men.

You are actually SUPERIOR! Did you know in ancient Sparta, the only Spartans who were allowed markers on their graves were men who fell in battle or women who died in child birth? They held giving birth on the same level as dying in battle. The equality of the creation of life and the taking […]

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