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“The Wife in the Arena”

Sometimes I dig around my writing files and find strange stuff that makes me realize how weird I am. Example: Teddy Roosevelt’s ‘Man in the Arena’ speech from 1910.. turned into ‘Wife in the Arena’… I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume I typed this for my awesome wife on our Anniversary […]

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If you get the opportunity, you should always kill your siblings off. (And how to go from Beast to Kitten in 5 seconds.)

My little brother moved from NC to Minnesota about a year ago. Since it snows year round, I don’t know if he has realized it’s been a year. He’s still waiting on spring… But within that time span, I think he’s been in at least two fist fights and last week was pulled over three […]

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