Some of you have done NOTHING with your life and you’re mad about it.

You have a college degree & a smartphone with access to virtually *anything* and you can barely get out of bed in the morning while you spit on people who built a whole world with nothing but a horse, map, & axe.

You’ve made nothing with access to everything. You’ve conquered nothing. Hell you can’t even conquer yourself. So go tear it all down. Scream into the void how unfair it all is. It’s not that you’ve wasted your short time here. Surely not.

Don’t bother with your own legacy your busy shitting on the long dead who aren’t here to care. Go burn down every Starbucks. That’ll show them. Torch the Target. Tear down every monument. Deface every memorial. But what have you built? What do you leave behind?

So take your benzos. Watch your porn. Get Uber to drop off your dinner. Buy an adult coloring book. Have sex with strangers to ease your crippling anxiety. It’s not you. It’s the system really. It isn’t fair. Go cancel someone. Dox someone. They deserve it. You’re the good guy.

Don’t write an epic novel worth building a statue to remember you. Go troll seven year old problematic tweets ever on the hunt for the boogeyman. See now you’ve accomplished something. Cancel everyone. You’re a warrior now. A real hero.

And lastly whatever you do never ever take even a moment to self reflect on your own failures. Never own them. Never take a hint of responsibility. Remember you’re just a helpless victim of circumstances beyond your control. This all means nothing. It’s like you weren’t even here.

-Twitter Rant by Luinalaska.

 

 

‘Nuff Said.

Coronavirus – Unpopular Observations

  • The virus only affects males and females – thus the other 67 nonexistent genders are safe.
  • People whining about ‘Toxic Masculinity’ have shut up once those same men are delivering essential goods.
  • Men aren’t important unless society is facing a threat. Then, suddenly, they are heroes.
  • 100 years ago alcohol sales were prohibited, now they are considered ‘essential’.
  • Bernie Sanders has no purpose in running for President anymore now that the unemployment rate has skyrocketed, stores are empty, and people are being jailed for simply being in public at the wrong time.
  • The same people who said Trump was Hitler/Dictator/Tyranny incarnate are now saying that he should have a nationwide lockdown.
  • Stimulus money is simply the return of income tax, which is theft.
  • We now know how useless Hollywood celebrities are once the theaters are closed.
  • More people are killed by abortion per day than the coronoavirus.
  • Politicians fighting over how much of my own money I should receive, is proof that politicians can’t be trusted with money.
  • There have been NO mass shootings with gun and ammo sales at historic highs.
  • The only reason China has 0 new coronoavirus cases is because Communists don’t believe in human rights.
  • Homeschooling, saving money, and having an adequate amount of food on hand are all good ideas.
  • $1,200 in red states will get you a lot further than blue cities.
  • It won’t be goverment that saves us, but American ingenuity and the benefits of capitalism.

I survived the 1/2 Day War With Iran!

On a side note, I hear Trump’s approval rating among terrorists is at an all time low.

Ha!

Anywho.

Iran has been at war with us for decades, essentially ever since the black robed Islamic terrorists took over the country back in the 80’s and stormed our embassy. (This is a country that regularly chants ‘Death to America’ and wants to obliterate Israel with nuclear weapons…)

But according to the media and the left, it kind of went like this:

  • Iran sabotages six oil tankers in Strait of Hormuz.
  • Iran shoots down US drone.
  • Iran attacks Saudi oil fields.
  • Iran attacks US Embassy.
  • Trump responds by drone striking one of the most despised terrorists on the planet.
  • People who hate America – “WHY DOES TRUMP WANT WAR?”

Also the same people who applauded Obama drone striking thousands of individuals, including US Citizens(Thus killing them without any sort of due process for their war crimes) and being at war every single day of his presidency, are now the same people who are saying, “Whoa! Hold up! We need to restrict the Presidents ability to wage war!”

Whomp whomp.

And we have celebrities out there APOLOGIZING for America killing a man responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including Americans.

Which is pretty par for course, because Hollywood is a cesspool of American hating, immoral, uneducated, politically ignorant and self-righteous twat-monkeys that worship aliens and molest children and women.

-sigh-

I could continue ranting, but the Half Day War is over and we won by one dead terrorist General. And if Iran REALLY wants to get down to brass tacks, since we waxed their number 3, we’ll give them our number 3 in return.

Nancy Pelosi, pack your bags. You’re going to Iran!

423 MILLION guns in the US.

I love this country so much.

ATF: 423M guns in America, 1.2 per person, 8.1B rounds of ammunition a year

“New federal data shows that there are 422.9 million firearms in circulation, or about 1.2 guns for every person in the country.

What’s more, despite years of criticism of modern “assault-style” rifles such as the AR-15 and AK-47, there are a record 17.7 million in private hands, proving that it is the most popular gun around.

And last year alone, the arms industry produced 8.1 billion rounds of ammunition.”

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Also, saw this on FB today:

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I don’t know how true those numbers are, but I do know in my home state of NC that 234,703 Deer Hunters culled 189,724 white tails. A neater number, is that only 44,544 Squirrel hunters slayed over 336,203 squirrels. Geez guys! (PDF link to the numbers – pretty fascinating.)

Then, out of curiosity, I googled ‘who has the most hunters per state’ and Pennsylvanians beat the Wisconsinites by 20.5 hunters per square mile compared to 13.7.

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That’s pretty cool. Good to see that the Gun Culture is alive and thriving in the United States.

Praise Jesus and Pew Pew!

 

 

Mandalorian is superb.

So far, this is the most I’ve enjoyed Star Wars since the original trilogy. I highly recommend it. It makes Disney Plus worth having.

It’s also spawned one of the best pro-gun line’s ever which was quickly turned into a gazillion meme’s about being an American.

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Such as:

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Did I mention there’s a baby Yoda that can use the force?

Yeah, it’s that awesome of a show. Someone take all of Rian Johnson’s money and give it to Jon Favereau for rocking the Star Wars world like it ought to be. I could write an entire post about how the Last Jedi was terrible, but I just did that about Dark Fate, and I don’t want to turn this into a movie bashing blog.

BTW – Feminist Charlie’s Angels just bombed at the box office. Kind of like Dark Fate. The reasoning? According to it’s director, “If Charlie’s Angels bombs it reinforces a stereotype in Hollywood that men don’t go see women do action movies.”

Right lady… that’s why Kill Bill, Mad Max:Fury Road, Mr & Mrs Smith, Terminator 2, The Hunger Games, Aliens, Rogue One, and Edge of Tomorrow all did fantastic. Because the woman protagonist just baked cookies and kept their mouths shut while the men saved the day, just like all the knuckle dragging neanderthal movie going men wanted.

-eye roll-

By the way, EBAY has a full set of cosplay Mandalorian armor for sale for a measly $1,300.

The Mandalorian Full Beskar Armour Suit Star Wars Cosplay Replica

(It’s just money, folks. You’ll make some more later.)