My Father’s Day gift is better than yours…

Check this out!

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My lovely wife was worried that I’d get cold in Wyoming this fall and gave me buffalo jammies for Father’s Day! Woop-woop! Sadly, I will be staying 25 miles from the nearest civilization… If you can call a single pump gas station ‘civilization’…. Which means, I probably won’t be able to wear them into Walmart with all the other people who don’t care about how they look. (Darn-it-all!)

But this is now my morning attire.

Boots. Check. Hat. Check. Buffalo Jammies. DOUBLE CHECK!

Just kidding.

This pic is 98% staged for the sole purpose of bragging about what an awesome gift my wife gave me.

But…

Do you think anybody wants a round house kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!

 

Caged Illegal Children and Chick-fillet-ahhh sammiches.

FIRST!

This garbage about the EVIL Trump Administration separating illegal immigrant families, it’s all over the place. People are going nuts suddenly on social media with their emotional knee-jerk reactions. As if this hasn’t been going on for years prior to Trump…

But this is par for course. About once a month there is a new manufactured OUTRAGE! at something. I say manufactured, because this OUTRAGE! didn’t exist before now.

It conveniently occurred at the same time as the Inspector General’s findings of the investigation into Hillary’s Emails proved that Obama lied to the American people repeatedly saying “I found out about her email server from the news!” When in fact, he was emailing her the entire time from his own private email under an alias!

Here’s my proof the left didn’t care about illegal immigrant children being separated…

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Note the dates… Where was the OUTRAGE! under Obama? Pfffttt.

Oh, then there are these articles.

Washington Post – Obama administration placed children with human traffickers, report says.

Democrat Lawmaker – Obama admin kept child migrant crisis ‘very quiet’

Anyways.

It took me about 120 seconds on Google to get to the bottom of this matter.

The Ninth Circuit, which is super-duper liberal, ruled that the ‘non-detention rule of minor’ applies to Illegal Immigrant Children. This means that if a family gets caught, illegally coming into our country, by Liberal Court Rule, they must be separated because they are not allowed to be detained together.

Of course, this gets twisted around in the never-ending Trump Hate-Mongering, and the blame is put on him. Not on the liberal courts which forces us to separate illegal immigrant families.

And I don’t agree with it. It would take a lot of violence to separate me from my kids. But then I’m not trying to break and enter into another country with intent of hiding there permanently and hoping the rule of law will one day, no longer apply to me and mine.

Quick comparison. You take your family and get caught breaking into Disneyland. Guess what, since you broke the law, you are temporarily separated from your kids until the mess is sorted out.

Because this stuff happens to ALL AMERICANS who break laws. When the cops arrested you for selling meth, your kids are separated from you. When you break into 711 for Nachos and Budlight, your kids are separated from you. Because thats how the system works!

Same sad scene, your kids being pulled away from you, in tears and hysterical, because they don’t understand what’s going on.

Well guess what, parents, you screwed up. Don’t break the law.

If people REALLY wanted to help, they’d support building a wall to slow the flood to a manageable trickle, and support policies that deter illegal immigration. Like getting rid of sanctuary cities, catch and release, and welfare programs.

But – the most obvious solution to this is… drumroll… stop coming to our country illegally. If you follow our laws and apply for citizenship, you won’t have this happen to your family.

But, here’s what’s doubly pathetic and obnoxious. So many of these people who are screaming the loudest for Trump to stop separating Children from their Parents(Who is legally bound by the Constitution to uphold the Rule of Law, and thus – cannot constitutionally do anything), are out there, using the bible to argue against Christians our beliefs regarding the sovereignty of our country.

Ahh, the irony. People who sneer at God and mock us are suddenly BIBLE EXPERTS.

You guys should study these bible verses before you open your mouths next time.

“Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools.”

-Romans 1:22

“Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.”

-Isaiah 5:21

Sheesh. You guys can’t have it both ways.

If the Bible can be used to dictate American policy, than you cant have gay marriage, abortion, or gender fluidity.

(Bring those up, and they go back to openly mocking the bible…)

Ultimately, the leftist evil overlords want amnesty. They want a permanent, low-income, government dependent, class of people who keep them in power in return for ‘bread and circuses’. And their lemmings follow suit, because they won’t take the time to educate themselves or think rationally about a subject before getting emotionally worked up and assuming the worst about… well… pretty much everything.

As for Christians supporting Trumps immigration policies – This is a good read.

https://www.theblaze.com/contributions/matt-walsh-yes-of-course-christians-can-support-trumps-immigration-and-refugee-policies

 

SECOND !

Chicken-Fillet-A.

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Seriously? You guys are in an uproar about this… AGAIN?

2012. That’s when the CEO Dan Cathy condemned gay marriage. SIX YEARS AGO.

And as far as I can tell, this re-emergence of ridiculousness, is because some goon in New York City wrote a column whining about how an evil, homosexual-repressive Chick-Fil-A opened near him and everyone loves it.

But they shouldn’t!

Because TOLERANCE!

Which of course is only a one way street. Because anything that runs counter to progressive values is totally the worst thing ever and must be stomped into submission. And it must be done publicly and viciously as a deterrent to anyone else who would DARE oppose them and their mandated GROUP-THINK.

Persinally, I think they are just super ticked off that after The Intolerant tried to destroy Chick-Fil-A, and Americans just bought even more of these delicious little sammiches, flicked the pickles off, added mayo, and thumbed their nose while chowing down.

But there is a valuable lessons there.

CEO Dan Cathy stuck to his biblically correct guns. He didn’t shirk from his beliefs, he doubled down instead and refused to apologize. Conservative/Christian Americans love a man or group who will stick to their beliefs and let the waves of intolerance crash against them and not be swayed. And Courage, Truth, Faith is the best defense and offense in a fallen world.

Now I want a Chicken-Fillet-Ahh sandwich.

Oh, I wanted to add these. Because I found them funny and ironic. No other reason.
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I ate four species of animals in a slaughterhouse of flavor last night.

These Brazilian Steakhouses know how to make a man happy.

It was date night. So I took the lovely wife and we destroyed that place. We ate so much meat we were worried they were going to ask us to leave. (My wife is a wonderful carnivore like me.)

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The wife had a $9 glass of wine, that came from a $14 bottle. Stuff like that always proves just how fancy a place is, when even the cheap stuff ain’t cheap!

But if you really, and I mean really, like meat. You’ve got to go. They walk over to your table with giant slabs of 20 different sorts of meats on giant skewers and cut off chunks of tasty animal flesh that has been marinated and cooked into perfection.

They also have a ginormous salad bar, but why waste stomach space on such inferior food?

But look at this. This is the stuff dreams are made of.

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And we chose the perfect day to go. Because it was the final day of VEGAN FEST 2018!  It was right across the street from us. I was half expecting protestors to throw fake buckets of blood at me and call me a murderer once I walked out. But I guess PETA wasn’t there, because everyone seemed really nice.

This is from their website:

Join us for a celebration of compassionate living in one of the top vegan-friendly cities in the country: Asheville, NC! It’s the fourth annual Asheville VeganFest: June 8, 9, and 10, 2018. On Friday and Saturday, listen to speakers from around the country as they tackle the latest vegan issues in our new venue, The Orange Peel. On Sunday, enjoy an outdoor festival with over 75 vendors showcasing vegan food, beer, lifestyle products and more!

(Sorry guys, there wasn’t any compassion inside the steak house. It was like a massacre of meat.)

Asheville VeganFest is hosted by the largest no-kill animal rescue organization in North Carolina, Brother Wolf Animal Rescue. As we continue to expand our circle of compassion, we’re spreading the love with our community and introducing folks to the joy of delicious, healthy, plant-based foods. Join us for what is quickly growing to be the largest vegan festival in the Southeast

Well, a lot of animals died for me to eat yesterday. Like, a lot.

I ate four different species, not counting the smoked salmon that I got before I realized ‘smoked’ doesn’t really mean ‘cooked’. Ick.

But those poor vegans really don’t know what they are missing out on.

I bet every time the wind changed direction and blew the wondrous scents of beef sirloin, flank steak, ribs, fillet mignon, beef tenderloin, pork sausage, lamb chops and leg o’ lamb, and roasted cinnamon pineapple towards them – a handful converted to meat eaters on the spot and zombie walked to the nearest fast food restaurant for some greasy burgers.

Interestingly enough, apparently vegans don’t like paying for parking. The streets were packed, there were zero parking spots, anywhere. Until we went into the parking deck that was 500 feet from the festival. After the first deck, it was pretty much empty the rest of the way up.

Over all, a good tasty adventure I highly recommend.

And just to throw some politics into this mix.

Last night was the Tony Awards, which celebrates theater or something. I dunno. I don’t much care. Watching a bunch of self righteous creepoids patting themselves on the back in $5,000 gowns and tuxedos and lecture us ‘commoners’ on how we are a bunch of unenlightened troglodytes for having opposing political views is at the very bottom of ‘Things I Don’t Give a Whoop About’.

But, apparently, Robert DeNiro accepted some award then received a standing ovation for yelling ‘F Trump’ as his acceptance speech.

Ooo. So BRAVE and POWERFUL.

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Let’s look at some really basic logic.

Trumps booming economy with a record low unemployment rate vs DeNiro’s continuously unhinged insults?

Yep. Have fun storming the castle.

Slayin’ Nazi’s is as American as eating apple pies.

WAR & CONFLICT BOOKERA:  WORLD WAR II/WAR IN THE WEST/FRANCE

Landing on the coast of France under heavy Nazi machine gun fire are these American soldiers, shown just as they left the ramp of a Coast Guard landing boat, June 6, 1944. CPhoM. Robert F. Sargent. (Coast Guard) NARA FILE #: 026-G-2343 WAR & CONFLICT BOOK #: 1041

“You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The  hopes and prayers of liberty loving people everywhere march with you.

In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.

The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Today is the 74th Anniversary of D-Day.

The day when 160,000 allied troops converged on a 50-mile stretch of heavily fortified open beach. By the end of the day, almost 10,000 Allied soldiers were killed or wounded and we owned a chunk of France.

The oceans ran red with the blood of their sacrifice that day.

We owe them great thanks.

Now go watch Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers to get the heebie-jeebies at seeing what they went through. Because they broke the mold after the Greatest Generation.

Personally, if I could pick an era to spend my prime years in, it’d be the 1940’s.

Cool clothes, cool hair, fantastic weaponry, Kate Beckinsale, and slayin’ Nazi’s. (That was a reference to the movie Pearl Harbor by the way)

Doesn’t get more American than that.

And speaking of weaponry.

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My 1943 M1 Garand. (Ooo! Aaaahh!)

If you aint’ got one, go to TheCMP.org and buy a Garand. For reals.

First off, it’s not considered an evil ‘assault rifle’ because it uses a 8 round enbloc clip and not one of those horrid 30 round magazines. So it’s legal pretty much everywhere.

Second, of the 5 million Nazi’s killed during WWII, I’d say the M1 Garand waxed a good 20 percent. I pulled that number of thin air, but my point is this – it’s lethal. 30-06 is a superb round.

Third, they are CHEAP at CMP. For $650 bucks you can have a ‘Field Grade’ Garand capable of killing every land critter in the world. Buy one anywhere else and you will pay $1000 or more. And they won’t last forever. Once they are gone, the price will sky rocket.

Fourth, the history. Personally, I hope mine protected it’s carrier by slaying everything that moved before him in a Fascist’s uniform. And hopefully, it wasn’t some unlucky one that went through multiple dead GI’s before ending up in my hands. -shudder-.

But it’s kind of like these reincarnation folks.

They are always some reincarnated King, or Prince, or Princess.

They’re never some gutter rat who was ran over with a wagon after stealing a rotten apple in the streets of England back in the early 1800s.

You kind of just hope for the good possibility.

All that aside.

Today was a good day.

Men with giant brass balls clanged their way ashore, kicked evil in the teeth, and pushed them back until their hell-bound overlord shot himself in the face with a Walther PPK.

God bless them for their courage, sacrifice, and valor.

 

No one likes Party Poopers on Memorial Day.

I posted this on Facebook Sunday and felt it was relevant enough to move here and go more in depth.

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Personally, if I got waxed by some poop head… I’d want everyone I know to grill out, drink some beers, eat burgers, shoot some guns, and enjoy a three day Memorial weekend however they want.

Because that’s freedom. Freedom from the very people that our vets died defending it from. You know what freedom is?

It’s cooking a fat burger over charcoal instead of being forced to attend public book burning or mass indoctrination rallies.

It’s about drinking a cold beer with the boys instead of wondering if your door will be kicked in during the middle of the night and your family taken to some gulag where you’ll be worked to death or executed because you have a college degree.

It’s about throwing water balloons at your kids instead of worrying if your daughter will be stoned to death as a ‘honor killing’ if she is sexually assaulted.

It’s about wearing American colored sun glasses on a boat instead of worrying about gas shortages, eating rats, or prostituting yourself to survive. (Looking at you Venezuela)

It’s about lounging in lawn chairs instead of worrying if you’ve got enough food in your underground bunker in case the Russkies or North Koreans nuke us.

It’s about being able to freely and openly bicker with your family about your differing political views without worry of being labeled a dissident and snatched off with a bag over your head to be dropped into a mass grave.

THAT’S what our vets defend us and others against!

And if we Americans can’t enjoy our way of life, then what was the point of their sacrifice?

You want to place flags on all the vets graves? Right on!

You want to pour a forty on your battle buddies grave? Sounds good!

You want to see a flag at half mast and throw up a quick prayer to our Lord and Savior, to thank Him for gracing our existence with such men who would selflessly die for others? Awesome!

You want to drive four hours and play in a swimming pool with your family? DO IT.

You want to grill some tasty meat? DO IT.

This is America.

Every day is the Fourth of July. Every day is Veterans Day. Every day is Memorial Day.

EVERY DAY IS THE ‘REST OF THE WORLD SUCKS AND WE DON’T’ DAY!

And I’m not about to bash someone for having a good time on Memorial Day by assuming they don’t care about our honored dead.

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