Pew Pew Pew. Nom Nom Nom!

wyominghunt

This fall, I’m going to drive 26 hours to Wyoming, to hunt the second fastest land animal on the planet. Then I’m going to eat it, mount its head on my wall, and make my wife a cave-woman bikini out of the hide.

Like this:

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By the way, Non-Resident Tag prices suck out west. But not in NC. Here it’s like, “Oh, you are from Planet Mars, sure, here’s some extra deer tags to go with your fishing license. That’ll be $15 please. Oh, you want a Bear Stamp too? That’ll be a nickel.” (Kidding, slightly)

Lots of planning involved in this trip.

But the hardest part of planning this hunt… is what gun to use.

Ruger Gunsite Scout, which has quickly become one of my favorite guns. Or a DS Arms FAL.. both in .308.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

Since I’m going for a buck and a doe, I guess I should just take both…

I’m stoked to go back to Wyoming. It’s been 11 years since I was there last. I spent a week with my old man touring the state and thinking about moving there to be a Peace Officer.

It’s like the promised land. Full of conservatives, freedom, more guns than gas stations, and more antelope and mule deer than people. Plus lots of buffalo and elk and bighorn sheep and grizzlies and oh my!

And the liberals are contained in Jackson Hole for the most part. (Although I hear they are spreading into surrounding areas as they flee the ‘liberal utopias’ of California…)

The only downside? Harsh winters and no sweet tea.

This was from my last trip. I don’t know recall where, but there was this awesome moose just hanging out in a field. Almost like it was a statue or something…

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Edit – It’s fitting that the day I post this, this study is in the news.

Women Prefer Men Who Eat Meat

“Women — even vegetarian women — rated meat-loving men much higher.”

Hehehe.

Once again, this just proves that women prefer real men over soy-boy’s, in their momma’s basement, wearing flannel pajamas, and talking about FEELINGS and feminism.

An Update – Shooting/Writing/Hollywood Scumbags

SHOOTING – The more I shoot my DS Arms FAL – the more I like it.

It’s a magnificent rifle, from a previous time during the Cold War when 93 democratic countries carried it to prevent communist expansion under the threat of nuclear extinction. (What a time to be ALIVE!)

The good old days, before we watered down the military infantry with political correctness, women, and weaklings who can’t handle recoil.

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I went to the range yesterday and was hitting 4 MOA consistently at 100, which is the standard for a Battle Rifle… and I’m out of practice. So I take that to mean, it currently shoots better than I do. It’s always good to have room to improve. Even if it means I cry every time I pull the trigger at almost .50 cents a round. But at that price, you had better improve or learn something about yourself or your rifle with every. single. shot.

Besides – the ability to turn cover to concealment never goes out of style.

 

WRITING – I broke 66,000 words last night and I’m about 2/3rds through. Apparently the average novel is 60,000 words.  So it’s nice to be above average, or maybe I’m just overly verbose – but since I tend to not fixate on descriptions, I’m pretty sure it’s just battle scene awesomry. (If fight scenes suck, the whole thing sucks. No one who watches Russel Crowe in Gladiator cares about restoring the power to the Senate. It’s to watch him slay other fighters and give the corrupt powers that be a what-for.)

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And as a shot out to my co-worker, and one of my original blog readers, I added John Wesley Hardin in. Because gun-slingers are awesome. Who knows, maybe I’ll make you a red shirt. (In Star Trek the main characters wear blue, yellow, green, whatever colored shirts – the run of the mill crew wears red and always die).

 

HOLLYWOOD SCUMBAGS –  Hollywood has shown itself to be the immoral cesspool we’ve all known it to be. The very same glamor, charm, smiles, and style that graces the red carpet apparently covers up a multitude of sins. Of course we’ve always speculated this, but it’s interesting to see Hollywood implode upon itself as one of the ‘best known secrets’ is publicly revealed.  Watching the domino’s of liberal do-gooder celebrities topple over upon each other after decades of telling us dumb conservative American’s with our Christian morals that we should do more for each other, love each other, save the environment, vote for more godless liberal progressive junk, oh and how horrible the NRA is!

Yes, Harvey Weinstein’s attempt at re-directing the scandal is to scream, Support me Liberals and I shall fight the NRA! Because nothing redirects liberal hypocritical rage like pointing at the NRA while supporting the slaughtering of babies by the hundreds of thousands each year. (664,435 last year to be exact) Weinstein is a big Planned Parenthood donor – Go figure.

But yeah, even with the highest number the left sways with gun inflected suicides, bad guy on bad guy violence, and righteous self-defense, to a grand total of… 33,636.

The TWENTY TIMES higher number of abortions is the Liberal GREATER GOOD while the little number is Conservative SUPREME EVIL.

“I am going to need a place to channel that anger so I’ve decided I’m going to give the NRA my full attention. I hope [NRA CEO] Wayne LaPierre will enjoy his retirement party.” –Harvey Weinstein

Author Mark Kloos put it best:

“It’s no shocker that Weinstein is so rabidly for gun control. You don’t want your victim to just pull out a .38 in response to you blocking her way out of your hotel suite.” –Marko Kloos

True fact –  Your typical rapist will have a hard time maintaining an erection, his aggression, and his refusal to yield, when he’s bleeding liters of blood on the floor.

And this brings up a useful quote:

“If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim.” –Jeff Cooper

 

 

 

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